As a friend or always and forever.
Alive and kicking, actually at keyboard or asleep at keyboard. (The latter two are meant as a humorous response to afk - away from keyboard.)
As a matter of fact.
Always at the keyboard.
A lot of love; or, actually laughing out loud.
As soon as possible.
Age, Sex, Location - Information that should never be shared.
Age, sex, location, music, hobbies.
Are you stupid or something?